If you want to get at least slightly deep and reflective for a moment, this is the article for you! Try to explain the way your perceptions on almost everything in life change after smoking a few joints to someone who doesn’t touch the stuff and they will seriously not get it. In fact, you start to get the feeling that nobody really gets it quite the same way you do.

And you might be right to a degree, but at the same time most stoners are more alike than they are unique. Or at least, in terms of their habits, perceptions and general priorities, anyway.

So just pull this into some kind of perspective (in case you don’t believe a word we’re saying), here’s a brief rundown of 36 things you only actually realise when you’re high: